Lawak Hari Ini : Oh My English!!

  Subject: What If You Can't Speak English    
                                   


There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in
London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed
somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy lamb legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her
skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went
home with lamb legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her
husband to the store..... so what did she do?
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What are you thinking?
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!

p/s : Jangan marah ye...Sekadar lawak selepas berbuka puasa..... :)